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16 July 2008 @ 09:46 pm
5 times Inoo tried to flirt with Hikaru  

Title: Steps/Techniques in Flirting
Author: Jen ([info]chibilover14  )
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Pairing: Inoo x Hikaru
Genre: Romance & Crack
Rating: PG-13 (To be safe...)
Prompt: #41. 5 times Inoo tried to flirt with Hikaru for the HSJ-thon
Notes: Yush... those 5 times are connected. XP If you get what I mean... Oh my god... I had so much fun writing this. Even if InooHika wasn't exactly one of my OTPs... I was definitely on a lot of crack while writing this. It's just so amusing writing about flirting! I also got some tips myself. I had to type in "how to flirt" in the google search engine. XDDD I learned a lot plus making Inoo umm... girly was too much fun!!! XDDD I crack myself up in this. XP I believe that Inoo ish the girlist guy in HSJ. *prepares to get whacked by Inoo and his fans* Hope I didn't offend anyone. O.O;;; I'm sorry if I did!
This ish my first time writing prompts and I know I fail I mean okay... Hope you guys like it and it wasn't too short! I'm still a noob at writing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inoo or Hikaru but... I can certainly make Inoo act like a girl!!! Bwahaha!!! *SHOT*


I. Research, Practice, & The Walk Inoo had finally realized his feelings for Hikaru. He had found out by doing some research, reading romance novels and pretty shoujo mangas. He decided to take extra measures. Inoo wanted to use what he had learned and practiced and apply it to real life. 'I'll be able to capture Hikaru's heart in no time. He won't know what hit him!'

He opened a crack and saw Hikaru alone in the library, reading a book. 'Perfect! Thank god no one else is here this early!' Inoo pushed the door open, straightened his back, and strutted in, one hand on his hips.

Inoo sat down in a chair beside Hikaru, knees together, elbows propped on the table, and hands on his face. Hikaru looked dumbfounded when he had glanced up from his book to see who came in and made a weird face. He was about to say something but closed his mouth. 'Maybe he has already fallen for my charm,' Inoo thought to himself.

II. Smile, Shyness, & Eye Contact
"Umm... are you okay?" Hikaru finally asked after a few seconds of silence.

"Eh? Why do you ask?" Inoo batted his eyelashes gently and flashed a half smile.

Hikaru raised an eyebrow and said, "Because you walked really weird when you came in. Did you get injured when we had that dance rehearsal earlier?"

'Walking weird? I practiced my walk for two hours yesterday, watching videos of foreign models on the runways that I rented out.' He quickly thought of what to say next. "Eh? Were you worried about me?" He tucked a strand of hair behind his ear while looking down shyly. Inoo slowly raised his eyes and looked directly at him and gave him a sexy but subtle smile, still fluttering his eyelids.

III. Patientness, Touch, & The Look
"Is there something wrong with your eyes, too? Do you have allergies? And that smile is creeping me out... Are you sure everything is alright?" Hikaru had on a concerned face.

Inoo frowned but quickly turned it upside down. "Nothing is wrong and I don't have any allergies. Don't I usually smile like this?" he replied softly. I practiced in the mirror for hours trying to master this! I must be calm and patient. I forgot Hikaru is a bit clueless... wait no... he's an idiot.

Hikaru smiled back. "And to answer your question earlier, of course I'm worried about you. You're a really awesome bandmate. I wouldn't want anything to happen to you."

'Maybe he's not such an idiot after all...' Inoo giggled and brushed Hikaru's shoulder casually. "Aww... you're so nice... and funny. Those are some traits that I like about you..." He lowered his head while twirling his hair. Hikaru opened his mouth to speak but Inoo suddenly leaned towards him, and picked something off his shirt. "Sorry," as he whispered into Hikaru's left ear. "You had something on your T-shirt.
Inoo stared into Hikaru's eyes, a sexy but mysterious look or so 'The Idiot's Guide to Flirting' said to do. 'It was hard pulling off this look but I managed to do it after weeks of practice.' He felt proud of himself. 'All my hard work is finally paying off!'

IV. Pickup Line
Hikaru's eyes were just wide open and Inoo took this silence to be a good thing. He touched the book that Hikaru was reading and said through half lidded eyes, "I forgot to bring my library card but if I had it, I would definitely check you out."

Hikaru's lips twitched and he suddenly bursted out laughing. Inoo tilted his head in confusion. "Are you sure you're not on crack or something? You're seriously acting strange today."

'Well that certainly ruined the mood I was trying to go for...' Inoo pouted and crossed his arms over his chest. "You're so mean Hikaru! I have to go now so I'll see you later!" He stood up and was about to leave when Hikaru grabbed onto his wrist. Maybe it worked this time!

V. Crossdress & Just Be Yourself
"I didn't notice this until now but... are you wearing a skirt?" Hikaru said grinning. Inoo automatically froze up and crossed his legs. "You look very pretty today, Inoo-chan," Hikaru smirked. "But you know, your flirting skills really suck."

Inoo's eyes shot open. "H-how did y-you know?"

"You're too obvious. I saw you checking out and reading books plus mangas about flirting and love with a serious look on your face. Didn't think I would know, huh?" Hikaru answered. Inoo was too speechless to say anything now. "I must say, it was really amusing watching you 'flirt' with me, seeing you try so hard... By the way, the best way to get to my heart is to just be yourself and to confess." He slowly got closer to Inoo. Hikaru blew gently into the latter's ear and he shivered in response.

"I-I l-li-like you..." Inoo finally gasped out, blushing like crazy. 'Is this really happening? Me... confessing... and then Hikaru...'

"You're so cute when you blush. That's the thing that gets to me. I like you, too..." Hikaru whispered huskily into his ear. He held Inoo's face with one hand and pulled him forward to to his own. There they kissed... in the library... for who knows how long...

 
 
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keeconk[info]keeconk on July 17th, 2008 07:59 am (UTC)
reading romance novels and pretty shoujo mangas
omg inoo!!!! shoujo mangas?? even i dont read shoujo mangas anymore!! u r soooo adorable..

"Because you walked really weird when you came in. Did you get injured when we had that dance rehearsal earlier?"
hikaruuuuuuuu!! omg!! u r one hell of a guy!!! cracking me up!! i'm still laughing right now!!

"Is there something wrong with your eyes, too? Do you have allergies? And that smile is creeping me out... Are you sure everything is alright?"
i'm literally laughing my ass off right now!!! omg hikaru.. you.. *speechless*.. yes, inoo!! he's an idiot, but u still love him right?? lol..

Are you sure you're not on crack or something?
HIKARUUUUUUUU!!! I LOVE YOUUU (and of course you too jen)!!!!

are you wearing a skirt?..You look very pretty today, Inoo-chan," Hikaru smirked. "But you know, your flirting skills really suck.
oh poor inoo.. skirt?? inoo with a skirt!! i want to see inoo in a skirt!! T___T

There they kissed... in the library... for who knows how long...
okay, jen.. i think u influence me alot that i'm having this perverted thoughts in my mind right now.. XXXD
樹佑美 ♥[info]ssm_kiyumi on July 17th, 2008 08:34 am (UTC)
[sorry for spaming your inbox, I pressed the wrong button!]
keeconk[info]keeconk on July 17th, 2008 08:42 am (UTC)
it's okay dear.. no prob..
^__^
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC)
XDDD The whole romance novels and shoujo mangas ish based on meh. I haven't read shoujo mangas in a while...

Hikaru made you laugh? XDDD Heehee... Of course Inoo still loves him. XP

I LOVE YOU MORE KIKI-CHAN!!! XDDD Hikaru ish just too fun. Oops... *perverted thoughts*

I've seen him in a skirt!!! XDDD You haven't? O.O;;;

Hehe... what kind of perverted thoughts? XDDDD
keeconk: shige-ssstttt...[info]keeconk on July 19th, 2008 05:28 am (UTC)
i havent!! huaaa!! want to see!!!
do u have any link??? T___T
~fathy~[info]kamewomezashite on July 17th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
yey, first!!
Inoo wearing skirt??
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: Takaki Glomping Yamada[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
Hai! Ever seen him in a skirt? XDDD
樹佑美 ♥: 3 - Hikaru Inoo and Keito - OT3[info]ssm_kiyumi on July 17th, 2008 08:33 am (UTC)
OH WOW.

"I forgot to bring my library card but if I had it, I would definitely check you out."
I brust out laughing at this! [not good, considering it's 4:30 AM]

But seriously, AWESOME FIC! XD
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: TakaYama Yo?[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
O.O;;; I'm guessing that's a good WOW. XDDD

You burst out laughing? XDDD Glad you did!

Aww... thank you! Thanks for reading and commenting! XD
樹佑美 ♥[info]ssm_kiyumi on July 18th, 2008 07:02 pm (UTC)
yup. It's a good wow :P
And yeaa~ but luckily, I didn't wake anyone up XD
And you're welcome ^^
~*~ Rock Princess ~*~: Takaki Yuya // Chuu~[info]setsuna_31 on July 17th, 2008 08:53 am (UTC)
It was sooooo cute!!!

Quoting time~!

"You're so cute when you blush. That's the thing that gets to me. I like you, too..."
HIKARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! OMG!!!!!! *flails*

are you wearing a skirt?..You look very pretty today, Inoo-chan," Hikaru smirked. "But you know, your flirting skills really suck.
I saw Inoo wearing skirt!! It was... Uhh... CUTEEEEEE!!! And Hikaru, you meanie~!!
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: TakaYama Hug[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
Hehe... glad you thought it was! XDDD

Yay! Quotes! This ish the first fanfic that people have quoted in. I think. XP

Thank you for reading and commenting! >w< I appreciate it! *flails with you*
niel[info]miaow_2814 on July 17th, 2008 09:45 am (UTC)
LOL so funny! I can imagine Inoo trying so hard to flirt Hikaru!

I forgot Hikaru is a bit clueless... wait no... he's an idiot. ROFL!
I love this line!!
Nice fic~
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: Takayama winter[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
Maybe I should've put comedy as one of the genres. But then it's crack... XDDD

I can so imagine it too!

The Hikaru ish an idiot part was what I thought of him. XPPP

Thank you for reading and commenting! >w
Renz[info]dachnayary on July 17th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
Jen,
This is so funny and at the same time unbelievable.
I'm not used to reading a Hikanoo fic but this is just awesome.
I can't imagine Inoo being so girlish but when i think of it, he might look good like that. =) hahhaaha
Hikaru is really observant, wise and sneaky true. He really loves teasing his fellow bandmates.

But i must say i think Inoo and Hikaru make a good pair in a way. =)
This is really nice jen, Hikaru and Inoo kissing and Inoo flirting, haiiiii, it's so kawaii!!!
You made my day and made me feel better coz i'm having a fever right now *hugs*
Oh, wait you might catch my fever! =)
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: TakaYama[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Renz-chan!!!
Really??? Glad you think so!!!
I'm not used to writing a Inoo x Hikaru one. I wasn't even planning on it! XDDD But inspiration makes you do weird things. XDDD
Haha... I think so too!!!
Hikaru may act like an idiot, but he knows what's going on. XDDD Indeed he ish sly!!! Yeah he does!

I think they're pretty close in RL. XP I would've preferred Hikaru x Keito. One of my OTPs...
Hehe thank you for reading and commenting!!!! I'm so happy!
I did? Aww... Ehhh??? A FEVER??? ARE YOU ALRIGHT??? *FLAILS*
NUUU!!! I DON'T CARE IF I CATCH YOUR FEVER!! I'M WORRIED!!!
ai_ai_gasa[info]ai_ai_gasa on July 17th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
i've been waiting for someone to do this prompt XDD
it was really cute and funny!
especially inoo's pickup line, he is so lame LOL
but don't worry, i love inoo and i think he is girly too~
loved the fic ^^
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: Hyper and Cute Takaki[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Oh really? XDDD I wasn't even planning on doing this but somehow... the prompt was calling out to meh. XDDD
Indeed that pickup line was lame! It was so hilarious when I first heard it. XP
Yay! Another person that agrees with meh!
Thank you for reading and commenting! >w< Heehee...
Carmen[info]cookierulez on July 17th, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Inoo doesn't need to learn how to become a girl...
It kinda comes naturally to him XD

cute!! cute!! omg! cute!!
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: sad takaki[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
I AGREE WITH YOU 100 PERCENT/ALL THE WAY!!!! XDDD
Maybe it's just his feminine looks? *GETS SHOT*

Thank you for reading and commenting! I'm happy!
Carmen[info]cookierulez on July 18th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
XD my dad actually asked if heysayjump consisted of guys lOL
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: next to each other[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 12:09 am (UTC)
*is dying from laughter*

This is just too hilarious!!! XDDDD I love Hikaru's reactions!!! *is being converted into a Hikaru fan*

LOL, trying to imagine Inoo acting all girly...*cracks up again*

Jen for the last time, YOU DO NOT FAIL!!!

~Ani
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: blowing hair[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
O___O;;; DON'T DIE OF LAUGHTER!!! XDDD

Glad you thought it was! XP Are you sure I can make comedy? You make better ones. XP
O__O;;; Uh oh... I'm kind of sensing that you are being converted. XP

Watch Inoo on a roller coaster! XDDD I can totally imagine him! XP

Fine fine... I don't fail...
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: next to each other[info]chibilover14 on July 19th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
Don't worry. It takes quite a bit to kill me. Although it probably is more likely for me to die from comedy than from angst...if that even makes any sense.

Yes, I am sure you can make comedy!! This right here is proof!! Eh? I do...? Truth be told...it's not that hard to convert me...especially if you make it either a)Funny B) is an amazing writer or c)all of the above.

I can't download it!! I'll find it on youtube...somehow...

AT LAST!! AIKO!! DID YOU HEAR?!She finally admits that she doesn't fail!!!
~Ani
aiko: chii[info]aiko103 on July 19th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
yes!!! I read it.. I'm happy that she admit it~!!!!

I'm so happy that she realize it!!!
koya*machi: morimochan[info]laftkeichan on July 18th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
I practiced in the mirror for hours trying to master this! I must be calm and patient. I forgot Hikaru is a bit clueless... wait no... he's an idiot.
i agree with u, hikaru is baka! BUT inoo is even baka here!
omg i love inoo! he's my niban after ryutaro!
and this the first time i read fic about this pairing!
i'm glad i read yours! i don't dissapoint at all!

ahhh~
i will read your other fic asap!^^
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: sexy and hot takaki[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:58 pm (UTC)
XDDD Inoo ish a baka when it comes to flirting!!! XDDD Glad you agree! Heehee...
Oh really? O.O;;; Awesomeness!
Haha seriously? Now that I think about it... there are a few Inoo x Hikaru ones...
Aww... that means a lot to meh, Pam!
Thank you for reading and commenting! I don't match up to your writing though...

Eek! My horrible multi-chapter one! *dies*
Geri ★ ヅェリ: [HSJ] 有岡& 光& 伊野尾 ~ 3best[info]_____just_me on July 18th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
k;rekjeflfjskjskfasejgk;ajs OMG >////////////< SO CUUUUUTE!

is it a bad thing that i can totally picture Inoo doing all that in my head? and with that high pitched voice like he did when he pretended to be a girl for that one Ya3 skit thing where Shoon came to his rescue! XDDDDD ♥

awesome fic!!!! ^^b
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: smexy takaki[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
XDDD I'm guessing you can't describe it in words? XDDD Yaaay!!! Glad you thought it was cuute! >w<

No it's not a bad thing! I can totally imagine it! Heehee..
OMG! I saw that one skit! I thought it was hilarious! Now if he actually wore the proper attire.. skirt.. wig and all... XDDD Wouldn't you like to see that? XP

Thank you for reading and commenting! Hehe...
xxfurifuri[info]xxfurifuri on July 18th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
"I forgot to bring my library card but if I had it, I would definitely check you out."

GASP THAT ... KYA. OMG. HAHAHA
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: takachii[info]chibilover14 on July 18th, 2008 07:01 pm (UTC)
People seem to like that pickup line! XDDD
Thanks for reading and commenting!
riin :: feriin ::: inoochan ♥ 4[info]feriin on July 19th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
am I late? Dx
I've been waiting who someone will prompt this. you DO IT!! XDDD
ne inoochan, what kind of flirting ne? lol
but.. CUTE! LOLed when I read it XDDD
INOO-HIKA = WIN <3333
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: foreheads touching[info]chibilover14 on July 19th, 2008 01:45 am (UTC)
Oh no! You're not late at all! Why would you be? O.O;;;
Hehe... Inoo flirting would be amusing. XP
Aww... thank you for reading and commenting!!!
Win win? XP
I hope my new journal layout isn't too emo-ish! X__X
riin :: feriin ::: inoochan ♥ 1[info]feriin on July 19th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
suck amusing! lol
I really wanna smack at inoo's head rofl
what emo-ish? XDDD
CUTE header <333 takaki with yamada is <333
aaah.... all HSJ pairings is lufh!!! XDDDD
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~[info]chibilover14 on July 19th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
XDDD
Oh really? Then go do that! XP
Umm... it's EMO... and I add an -ish to it? O.O;;;
Aww... thank you!!! Though I think my header ish horrible. @__@;;; It took me a long time just to make it from paint! X__X I love TakaYama!!! It's my new love!!! XP
Indeed they are!
Fuji-chan =3: molesting yuto[info]fuji_chan on July 20th, 2008 12:27 pm (UTC)
i love both inoo and hikaru, but not in this way O_O
i only read up to part 2...sorry....my mind can't take it. DX
inoo's getting gay. O_O;;
i'm sorry...this is such a negative comment...
gomenasai *bows*
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~[info]chibilover14 on July 29th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
Aww... it's okay. Sorry for the late reply. I mean we all got our own opinions. @.@
[info]pumpthevolume on July 29th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA this was hilarious. Inoo's thoughts are so innocent teehee.

Wouldn't mind swapping places w/ Inoo-chan for the last bit BAHA~
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: Tadaiki Squishy Pillows[info]chibilover14 on July 29th, 2008 04:08 pm (UTC)
Glad you thought it was! Thank you very much for reading and commenting! >w< Heehee...
Swap places? Ooh... you're dirty! JK JK...
[info]pumpthevolume on July 29th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
Hahas, no problem, still laughing 2 hours later XD.
Dirty? I get that a lot haha~
silver_plane[info]silver_plane on August 16th, 2008 05:59 am (UTC)
omg, girly Inoo o.O

this is just awesome and crack XDD
i laughed so hard reading this :D

thanks a lot ^^
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: OMG Takanoo[info]chibilover14 on August 16th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC)
Yush girly Inoo! XDDD

Hehe really? Glad you thought so! XDDD

Haha I should thank you for commenting and reading! *FLAILS* So thank youuu!!!
nenemaru_18[info]nenemaru_18 on January 3rd, 2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
this story is so cute... but i really can't imagine Inoo's flirting! hahahaha...
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: Inoo Bedhead♥[info]chibilover14 on January 8th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
Haha thank you~ xD
It's for people who like to imagine Inoo doing that. xD
♫Cherr.Love♫[info]sakura905 on July 23rd, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
weeee...cute cute cute!!!
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~[info]chibilover14 on July 23rd, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
Haha thank youuuuuu~!!! ♥♥♥
RyuuN_chan[info]ryuun_chan on October 18th, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
Inoo had a serious face when read shoujo manga o_O I wanna see that XD
Finally, Hika always be the smart one, isn't he?
~*♥*Jen Jen*♥*~: Inoo - Prettiness[info]chibilover14 on October 18th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
Haha yush~! xDD LOL I would love to, too! xD
He's not always goofy. xP